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Even their prenup had, according to Scientology insiders, a series of mileposts where Katie would receive bonuses for how long she stayed with the actor.
She received million for every year of service, sources said — with a big bonus if she gave him children.
“Katie doesn’t want Suri getting deeper into the cult,” sources tell me.
Suri is now at an age where she will face frequent formal interrogation about her behavior, what Scientologists call “sec checking.” In the fight for the heart and mind of Suri, her future religion — Katie was raised a Catholic — will be critical.
He flew in singers, dancers and even Tom’s favorite sushi chefs for the bash, where the actor was serenaded with the medley of songs from his box-office hits.
“It’s the best birthday ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, and I mean ever,” he said, with typical understatement.
The divorce of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is either, depending on your perspective, something no one saw coming or something everyone saw coming back in 2005, when Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah Winfrey’s couch to declare his love for Joey Potter and cemented the impression — again, for some — that the whole relationship was just for show.Like Nicole before her, Katie will now not just be Tom’s foe, but also considered an enemy of the Church of Scientology.When news leaked of the breakup, former high-ranking leaders of Scientology contacted me to say: “We told you so.” Since the beginning of the Tom Kat love fest, which began with the diminutive actor bouncing up and down on Oprah’s couch, they have known that the romance was as carefully choreographed by Scientology as his 42nd birthday party.She wants full custody of Suri, the 6-year-old daughter Cruise dotes on.Suri’s future education — whether in the rituals of Scientology, like her step-brother and -sister, or a more conventional avenue — will be a critical concern.(Ironically, Cruise and Holmes would later marry in an actual, non-bouncy castle.) Bafflement — wait, they really are dating? Once the shock subsides, the celebrity conspiracy community gets to work on a thousand theories about Holmes’s pregnancy.